Bernie
Hi. I'm Bernie.
I don't have much time. I've got work to do. My mom has me posing for this picture. She knows how busy I am. Well, since I'm here, I'll tell you why I stick around this place.
It's the food. It's tasty, wholesome. Gives me lots of energy. I need more of that to do all the work I do around this house. It's easy to digest too. I don't have gas or feel sluggish. Ever. My poop is pretty cool too, and people say my hair is soft, even though it is a little wiry.
All in all this is a good place to dine. Except for one thing. I've got a sister. Cocoa. I have to guard my food, or she'll try to steal it. Although, it is fun to sit and wait while she eats hers and make her watch while I still have mine.
I don't have much time. I've got work to do. My mom has me posing for this picture. She knows how busy I am. Well, since I'm here, I'll tell you why I stick around this place.
It's the food. It's tasty, wholesome. Gives me lots of energy. I need more of that to do all the work I do around this house. It's easy to digest too. I don't have gas or feel sluggish. Ever. My poop is pretty cool too, and people say my hair is soft, even though it is a little wiry.
All in all this is a good place to dine. Except for one thing. I've got a sister. Cocoa. I have to guard my food, or she'll try to steal it. Although, it is fun to sit and wait while she eats hers and make her watch while I still have mine.
